Squonk

The Squonk is a hideous looking mournful creature said to inhabit the forests of northern Pennsylvania, United States, by nineteenth-century loggers.

It resembles a small fat tapir with rolls of fat and sagging pale skin. Its body is often covered in puss-filled warts and sores which cause it extreme discomfort, its eyes constantly weeping and emitting a quiet sorrowful whimper.

Squonks are extremely timid and tend to reside in dense forest and shrubbery to spare any onlookers its revolting appearance.